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Lindsay was accused of pushing a women in a nightclub. How pathetic. Oh wait , whats more pathetic is the fact that is was because this women was talking to one of her ' guy friends '. Miss Lohan seems to have trouble staying out of the spotlight... Or perhaps she goes to too much trouble to stay in the spotlight. Either way , the attention seeking games have to stop. She needs to accept the fact that she is boring now. There is nothing she can do that we all haven't heard before... several times. She's 25 and needs to stop acting 10 years younger than what she is, she can't possibly miss the disney days that much. Some Career Advice for Lindsay: Go back to playing roles in movies where you don't have to act. 'Mean Girls' was one of them. What other career advice should we give Lindsay? Comment below.

The newest hollywood power couple have gone public with their relationship. Ofcoarse this all seems so sudden...Too sudden. In fact it has been mentioned by tmz that Kris Humpries is now asking for more than $10,000,000 based on the fact that Kim was allegedly still dating Kanye West on the side. Looks like Kims climbing the social ladder , was a basketball player not good enough? Shes moved up to a hit song producing artist. Kanye West even released a single that confesses he was in love with Kim whilst she was married. He's so stupid. He wrote a hit song 'Gold Digger' ... but cannot seem to recognise one in real life. Kanye get your shit together and hurry up with the prenup, or prepared to be sucked dry like a spider feeding on a fly.

If this popstar colours her hair , or whats left of it , any more times then it will be appropriate to start calling her rainbow. So far she has gone bald , then died her hair green like a true tranny and now it is popstar pink.  I don't think she will be whipping her hair back and forth.... 

Just when we thought Lindsay would never sort her shit out , she decides to stop dating to focus on her career. LOL. In the words of JoJo , I think it's 'too little too late'. She wants to work on her career , but she has to save it first, and quite frankly , it would be easier to save a whale from the Japenese.

The Kardashians have finally been exposed of who they really are : A bunch of frauds who promote random products to support their expensive lifestyle. The "Tell Tail Three"have been promoting the product "QuickTrim" which apparently does not quickly trim anything like the name suggests... oh wait , it does quickly trim through your wallet! Poor Khloe Kardashian has finally given haters a reason to call her a pig with all the porkies she's been telling lately! Conniving Kim , on the other hand , has shown the world just how fake she actually is , not that we all couldn't tell already with all that plastic. Kim Kardashian tweets:  "Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight." Im sorry but which celebrity blatantly lies to her millions of followers! so rude. Anyways girls , you don't need diet pills to keep you beauty... You have plastic surgery for all those matters, which also describes your personalities. ps: H...

What have you got in the oven Snooki? You can't fool us ... We know theres only ONE thing you can make. I am going to make this post short and sweet ... just like snooki's thinking process. There is No possible way that Snooki would ever be pregnant. You may be wondering "how do you know that ?". Well guys the answer is so simple. Even if she was pregnant , there is a 99.9% chance that the baby would die due to alcohol poisoning. This is probably best for Snooki. Giving birth to a baby is extremely painful... But this chick uses so much fake tan that she would be giving birth to a pumpkin. Try that for a comparison.